You know you're a redneck if...
1.) You are sad because you only own 10 AR-15's.
2.) Refined and sophisticated beer is Budweiser or Budlight.
3.) You can tell a story about every dent you have on your Toyota Tacoma.
4.) You are worried about the front of that same Tacoma after you hit a deer (who cares about the deer?!).
5.) Dinner is 3 shots of whiskey.
6.) Dessert is tequila.
7.) You have to really search through your closet to find clothing that isn't camo.
8.) You are actually excited when the Zombie Apocalypse hits, because that means the 50 cal. machine gun will be put to some good use.
9.) Haircuts are something for only civilized people.
10.) Your entire property is rigged with barbed wire fences and boobie traps for unsuspecting victims.
11.) You don't have a sign on your front gate warning visitors to "Beware of the dog". Instead, you tell them to "Beware the owner".
12.) Every corner of your home has a rifle (or two or three) leaning in the corner.
13.) A hunting trip turns into a severe hangover. ("Somebody" forgot to take the beer out of the back of the pickup.)
14.) You don't actually hunt. You drive into the middle of nowhere and then sit in the truck, waiting for any unsuspecting animal to cross your path.
15.) You have a reputation for shooting anything that moves.
16.) You've had this reputation since you were a child.
17.) Your grandpa has made you eat everything you killed since you were two.
18.) Your first bite of food was rattlesnake. (You killed it.)
19.) You can't understand the way a "civilized" person thinks.
20.) You base a person's character off of the kind of truck they drive. If they don't own a truck, then they shouldn't be taking up space and air on this earth.
Well, I hope this helps. Granted, this only covers the basics but it's a start, right? :D lol
See you guys next time!
